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small business owner 

Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.

Proud Ford F-150 Owner 

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.
My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.

Galaxy S8 owner

This defines the leader of a drug cartel.
Pepper is an Galaxy S8 owner, so he owns a drug cartel.
Galaxy S8 owner by RealPepper April 21, 2017

Home-owner 

Crude straight-person code-word for a gay person. Used in order to avoid an uncomfortable social situation.
Last night I hung out with Borgnine and his friend, the home-owner. Although Borgnine is straight, I think he tried to cup my balls several times.

Wow I never would have guessed Procop was a home-owner...all he ever talks about is pussy!
Home-owner by NVA Barry April 9, 2006

Café Owner 

-a group of people on Stan Twitter that mostly stan Alt Girl (Lana Del Rey, Marina, Lorde and Nicki Minaj) and have zero life

-a cult on stan twitter

-Stan Twitter group that loves each other and would kill someone if someone drag one of the members
dont drag a Café Owner member they will come for your throat till you deactivate
Café Owner by A Café Owner May 31, 2019

dodge owner

Hill billy inbred retard that lacks basic knowledge of physics and anything else that can't be sold at the Walmart. Tends to be close minded rednecks with a below average IQ. Most fall just over the line of mental retardation, but as long as they can turn up the injection pump on their 12 valves and roll coal through their trailer parks on the way home; they get a long fine. If you were to ever piss one off by slandering the cheaply produced automobiles from dodge, I suggest you run a zig zag line. They cannot comprehend the rapid change in direction ensuring a safe getaway.
Once I get off this short bus and learn to drive; I will be a dodge owner!
dodge owner by Will1985 June 21, 2015