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Opposite Day

Opposite Day (n): Today is opposite day, so you must say no for yes and yes for no. It's also the only day you go back and stay back.

Opposite Day is the day where everything is reversed. But if opposite day is opposite day then shouldn't opposite day be opposite to opposite day? Meaning that everything that is opposite is opposite because opposite is opposite of opposite
2nd Grader: Hey student(teacher in this case), did you know today is opposite day.
Teacher: No, I didn't. But if today is opposite day little Timmy, shouldn't it be opposite?
2nd Grader: Wtf does that say?
by SenshiButaniku April 25, 2019
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Opposite jailded

(N) being found not guilty

Not going to jail

(V) breaking out of prison

Out running the cops
If he b like “aye yo I’m bout to bust a cap in you ass no cap on jah, see look da gun right here” he would prob get jailded but if he like “aye yo I’m bout to put sum lead in yo head, jk but like I fukin hate ya and yuh suck balls” he prob would get Opposite jailded
by Bigwangchickenwang January 10, 2020
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Opposite Time

this is when you look at the clock and you see the numbers being opposite, for example. 10:01, 21:12, etc. When seeing the "opposite time" you must message your "time buddy" "OPPOSITE TIME" on the opposite time. By doing this you are pleasing the opposite time God's, if you miss the time there is a chance that the time God's might kill you.
by the egyptian slayer October 26, 2020
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Opposite Olive

When you say your opinion and that one person has to be different and say the opposite to what you think.
“Ugh it’s so hot today I’m sweating”
“No it’s literally not even hot what”
“Girl you’re such an Opposite Olive”
“Huh?”
by Iceeater582794 May 10, 2022
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cartoon opposites

more than just merely opposites, it describes extreme, (freakishly tall) and (freakishly small) opposites. just like you would see in a cartoon.
shirley and chet were cartoon opposites.
by cpal March 26, 2009
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A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.
{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/
by Telephony April 6, 2019
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Opposite Day

When it’s like how it is, but opposite.
Aviel: *hitting Ethan with a belt*
Ethan: *blindfolded*
Matthew: It’s like Opposite Day!
by Sanjobanjo August 4, 2019
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