Corn on the Cock

When a female with braces is giving a male a blowjob and the brace wires leave an imprint on the penis, resembling eating corn on the cob.

Dude, your mom gave me a corn on the cock last night, it hurt!

by APManbussum April 14, 2009

corn on the cock

during anal sex, the guy pulls out and sees a piece of corn on the head. This is possible because as we all know, corn doesn't digest or some shit like that.

guy/fella-Yeah dude. that's the last time im goin anal. four words: corn on the cock.

other guy/fella-shit dude, did u just lose it right there?

guy/fella-nah i just flicked it off and kept going.

by guy mann-dude April 14, 2010

Cock-on-a-stick

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

by The original faggot February 10, 2010

Cock on the Roof

The act of receiving oral sex from a female to the point where you are about to ejaculate so then you pull out and beat the top of her head with your dick while ejaculating all in her hair.

Jose: So did you try "Cock on the Roof" on your girl yet?
Quan: Hell yeah I did! Gave her a head concussion!

by @LittleBigMan October 5, 2016

Pot on the Cock

When you're making weed brownies and you insert your cock into the batter and then someone proceeds to suck you off.

I got some pot on the cock last night.

by givemeyourmilk21 April 8, 2015

put the grub on your cock

what Mortys dad told him to do when Morty was being a little bitch in the bush demension

Morty put the grub on your cock

by Devrux May 29, 2018

rock on with your cock on

To continue on the present course of action with the intention of performing coitus in some form or fashion.

Spence: "Aww, man, I stepped in puke and slipped so much I pissed on my pantleg!"

Jesse: "It's cool, man, rock on with your cock on. She won't notice, and if she does, tell her it's a body shot and you've got the salt in your mouth."

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005