Octopussy

The act of getting octopussy involves having sex with 8 or more women in the same night.

"Dude! I just got some octopussy last night!"
"Was it awesome?"
"Hell yea, man!"

by Sh3nr0n7 March 4, 2009

Love Octopus

A term used to describe a confusing love relationship including a more complex relation then a love triangle.

Often it is very stressful for all parties attached to the Love Octopus

Person one: "Look at John! I started liking him and now his EX wants him back and he likes you! You out of all people!"

Person two:"I'm sorry but I like your EX!"

Person three that isn't involved:"I can't believe that you are all in a Love Octopus!"

by Thatguyheis October 9, 2009

Octopusseyphobia

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

by karlboy123 June 2, 2009

octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.

"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."

by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010

reverse octopus(

The reverse octopus (occy) is a singular masturbation reach around underneath the anus

Reverse octopus( Pull your cock with arm wrapped under your anus

by Gregwa1989578533 January 3, 2014

Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.

Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus”

by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020

Dirty Octopus

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.

Ah dude! I was holding my breath underwater when Dan blew a Dirty Octopus at me!!!

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013