Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.

I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

by neo##### January 10, 2022

Shrek Offender

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.

God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!

by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021

sax offender

The act of leaving a beautiful and expensive instrument, specifically a saxophone, at a musical event in which one was performing and subsequently acknowledging the mistake without any intent of ever retrieving the instrument.

"Lex left his saxophone at the Catalyst show and never went back for it... that made him a sax offender for life."

by madcow117 March 7, 2021

Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

Registered Deck Offender

Someone who is known for making card decks that are intended for trolling.

Person A: Why does Person C keep freezing my warriors?
Person B: Because Person C is a registered deck offender.

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

Repeat Text Offender

One who incessantly resends text messages to urge a person to reply. (Usually thinking that the recipient failed to receive the message, but likely just to be rude.)

Alex: "What happened last night with your phone, who was texting you?"
Kell: "It's Timmy, he won't leave me alone; he's a total Repeat Text Offender!"

by PB n' K April 14, 2009

Repeat Offender

Someone you have had sex with on more than one occasion
antonym: one night stand

ex. "It's totally okay to booty call him, he's a repeat offender."

by nailakemi January 20, 2013