A Number 3

When you poo poo and pee at the same
aka every timea person poo-poos

"yes you're excused to the bathroom Johnny"-teacher
"thanks"-johnny
..5 minutes later
classmates-"ewww Johnny did you number one or two,"
"A number 3....
bitches."
-johnny

by Ass Hat3321 December 14, 2010

number 3

Pee and poop at the same time (1+2).

Hurry up in there! I gotta go number 3!

by reltihfloda April 25, 2022

number 3

unlike number 1 and 2, number 3 is masturbation

i need to do a number 3

by alien ed May 27, 2008

number 3

Having diahrrea or the action of urinating and passing a bowel movement at the same time.

Gretta: "I have to go the bathroom real bad!"
Marla: "Is it #1 or #2?"
Gretta: "Its worse! I feel a #3 comin' on!"

by gretta March 21, 2005

going number 3

jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.

c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?

by Adrian April 9, 2006

number 3 bag

a condom full of jizz

Slav filled up his number 3 bag and stuck it to Kevins back

by Trevor Terry June 7, 2017

door number 3

The guy you’re supposed to end up with. Refer to ep. 88 of Call Her Daddy.

He’s my door number 3.

by smartiepants30 August 13, 2020