2 definitions by BigNutzCracker
n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.
v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?
Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!
Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...
Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.
Dre: Bet
Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!
Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...
Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.
Dre: Bet
by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019
Adjective (PAGRO, Pagro) A portmanteau, the term blends the words "passive" and "aggressive" together to allow for more fluid discussion. "Pagro" retains all definitions and meanings associated with the root phrase "passive aggressive", a communication style used by weak bitches to express dissatisfaction without actually expressly stating why they are dissatisfied.
Dick: Where are you going tonight ?
Thaddeus: We're gonna go pick up some strange and lay pipe.
Dick: Oh, that's really nice. I obviously don't like strange vagina, so no worry I wasn't invited. <Sigh>
Thaddeus: Yeah, we didn't invite you cause we're all sick of your pagro bullshit.
Dick: Oh sure, cause I'm the only one who is ever pagro.
Thaddeus: Fuck off.
Thaddeus: We're gonna go pick up some strange and lay pipe.
Dick: Oh, that's really nice. I obviously don't like strange vagina, so no worry I wasn't invited. <Sigh>
Thaddeus: Yeah, we didn't invite you cause we're all sick of your pagro bullshit.
Dick: Oh sure, cause I'm the only one who is ever pagro.
Thaddeus: Fuck off.
by BigNutzCracker March 3, 2018