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ayden novak 

An asshole that won't be as successful as he thinks. People named Fanny will always overpower an Ayden Novak.
Ayden Novak: "I'm a rich asshole"
ayden novak by Haha no. August 26, 2014

casey novak 

A character on Law and Order: SVU, played by actress Diane Neal. She is an Assistant District Attorney who appeared in 121 episodes, making her the ADA with the most appearances in the Law & Order franchise
Casey Novak owned the defendant in court.
casey novak by MysteryMan29292929 December 2, 2013

Petering Your Novak

What does it mean to Peter your Novak? Why do we uses this term, this can most be simply described in song and dance. Petering your Novak was developed by high-tech scientists in 1987 to develop a pure essence of life. During this wondering to create something so beautiful. This would end up being to be a tragedy however; the whole experiment went south! The results were somewhat of a anti-pure-essence which took the minds of many and showed them the reality that we call "Petering-your-Novak". The minds of these scientists became manic and would often become uncensored doing what they want.

To this day nobody knows the true effects of Petering on that Novak

Now the term Petering your Novak is used to remember those times. it is often used to describe grotesque events. At the same time describing the most beautiful ones.

You can say - "I petered my Novak" for a sense of how you could use this.

What it means is usually up to the user. This way nobody can really be upset when it comes to Petering their Novak
"You're Petering Your Novak."
Petering Your Novak by PeterNovak November 2, 2022

brandon novak 

Former pro-skater, signed by Tony Hawk but messed it up by doing heroin for many years. Is now clean, and living in Castle Bam in West Chester, Pennsylvania. Claims to make "fast company" with numerous girls each night and tells about it on Radio Bam. Super fly, but super horny.

Friend of Bam Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Raab Himself, Tim Glomb, Bucky Lasek, Rake Yohn, etc.

Plays "Dooley" on Bam's movie Haggard, and appears on MTV's Viva La Bam.

Also known as: Dream Seller, Dead Beat Dad (Knocked girl up on one night stand), DBD, Nudie Novak (Doesn't think twice about getting naked in public), Life Partner (to Bam), Heroin Novak.
Bam: *Pushes Novak into river*
Brandon: "This water is dirtier than the girl I hooked up with last night!"

Brandon: "Hey Bam, how do you spell Novak?"

Dooley: "Watch your mouth sweetheart."
brandon novak by jdogg01 September 2, 2005

Jake Novak 

Verb - to bully someone off of the internet through incessant parody and insults, just as TikTok’s community did in 2022 with Jake Novak
“Yo, what ever happened to that TikToker?”

Oh, he got Jake Novak’ed”
Jake Novak by tomariscool July 17, 2022

B.J. Novak 

Plays Ryan the Temp on NBC's The Office.
Does the best Stand Up.
I so want him.
I want your babies,B.J. Novak
B.J. Novak by Gabby G. November 14, 2007