Anti-social networking

Actively avoiding or severing connections on social networking sites to avoid your friend's connections.

Once I realized what a bitch Chuck's wife is, I took him off my friends list. I like the guy, but a little anti-social networking is easier than dealing with her.

by Jake4f March 16, 2009

Social Nutworking

Similar to Social Networking with the singular exception that you would use social nutworking to take a load off of your nuts. You can social nutwork on practically any social networking page. Social networking is the new singles bar where social nutworking can take place.

If you go look at your girlfriend's social networking page, you can often times see the guys that used her for social nutworking in the past.
If you use your social networking page for social nutworking, you should clear the photographic evidence once it's done.

by SankDawg July 15, 2009

Social Nitworking

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.

I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.

by einaphets December 11, 2011

networking

a person who seeks employment by staying on the grind

im networking so ill holla at you later

by j money March 1, 2005

networking

how white collar executives hook up

"this is a great conference isn't it?"

"excellent for networking, I'm glad my wife stayed home!"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

Social Networking Site

A Popular website in which millions of people waste their lives on because they have no actual life.

Fred: "Hey Jerry, do you have a social networking site account?

Jerry: "Fuck you, get a life you darn social networker!!!"

by kankersore69 June 17, 2010

notworking

Variation on the traditional business practice of networking, where guests will attend a function to meet other business people and make professional contacts.

Notworking, however, involves going to the same function with the express intention of getting blind drunk, hanging out with friends and not really doing anything professionaly constructive at all.

I've got this awards function next week, but I think I'll be doing a bit of notworking while I'm there.

by Tom Piotrowski December 10, 2008