newfoundland

Canada’s eastern-most province and the last to join confederation. Also the most misunderstood province in Canada. They have a rich culture and a vibrant arts community. Many of Canada’s most prominent actors, writers and musicians are from Newfoundland. It’s capital is the oldest city in North America as well. Newfoundlanders are known for being friendly, disarming, unpretentious and hard working. They couldn’t make it as an independent country because they ran a huge debt after helping out England during the Second World War, where they suffered tremendous casualties at Beau Mont Hamel. The anniversary of this battle is July 1, also known as Canada day. They opted to join Canada for financial security, though some believe the vote was fixed. Canada had much to gain from Newfoundland’s rich resources. In fact their resources (fish, oil, energy and population) have been hijacked by Canada. They are self-deprecating and they never complain. They are unfortunately the butt of many stereotypes and crude jokes. They are fiercely patriotic and even have their own independence movement. Hopefully one day they will get the respect they deserve.

Newfoundland is the home of the oldest settlement in North America: L’Anse aux meadows by the Vikings 999-1001.

Newfoundland has a high rate of out-migration. Alberta’s workforce would collapse without Newfoundlanders.

The weather tends to be wet, windy and foggy in Newfoundland, however the temperature very rarely goes below 0 in the winter.

by nectarinedream July 24, 2007

Newfoundland Cheese Steak

A Peice of fried or barbequed boloney on a sandwich with an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Man "hey waht kind of sandwich you got there?"
Newfie " a Newfoundland cheese steak"
Man "what's that?"
Newfie "boloney and cheese"

by 1337 h4x sp34k February 27, 2009

NEGROANDERTHALS

The missing link between people and an ape like animal. Also known as black people or African Americans.

I think all Negroanderthals should be aborted.

by Aesthetic January 16, 2008

Newgrounds

A website for animated porn.

FUCK! My work blocked Hentai Haven. Guess I'll use Newgrounds.

by Jacks Dad February 1, 2022

Newgrounds

A wabsite used too play games and watch videos

person 1: Hey wanna watch videos on newgrounds
person 2: Whats That?

person 1: a video website used for games and more

by Sonic Fan187 February 8, 2022

Newfoundland Glory Hole

A term where a Newfoundlander puts his pecker in a in a wooden homemade glory hole while another Newfoundlander (boy or girl) slides some wet salt beef up and down his junk

Newfoundlander 1: i got the best Newfoundland glory hole today
Newfoundlander 2: i'm so proud of you ma baby

by black alternate May 9, 2018

plowing new ground

to have sex with a virgin. It's a comparison of a virgin to soil which has never been plowed before.

John plowed new ground on his wedding night.

by fizzle April 1, 2004