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i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly
you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly
by anonymous October 31, 2020
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Always-leaving-never-leaver

Someone who is constantly telling their friends, family and employers that they are leaving the country, but they never do. They may also throw pointless "leaving parties" - Very frustrating when they are still there 3 months later! This term coined by popular New Zealand DJs Fletch and Vaughan
Sally is an always-leaving-never-leaver as she has handed in her resignation 3 times and is constantly telling her workmates that she is moving overseas, however she never does.
by Kaylalalalalalalala May 28, 2013
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nevergonnagiveyouup

The most popular video. Also see rick roll
Me: Hey Siri, say the first 5 words of the most popular video.
Siri: Nevergonnagiveyouup.
by F. K. August 5, 2020
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never never land

when you park your car so far away that you forget where you parked when your done with your business.
guy: dude, i forgot where i parked.

guy 2: i remember, wasnt it all the way out in never never land?
by kpizzle26 April 27, 2009
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never-ending wipe

The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.
"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"
by b1g December 29, 2007
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NeverFap

Your lifelong commitment to self-improvement and happy living via NoFap.
After I joined NoFap, I pledged to NeverFap again. I'm doing this for my sister, who died while being aggressively raped by a porn addict. Fuck porn!
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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Never feed the badders pasta

A term infamously used by Fredo, (no not the chocolate mascot u fuck shit) to warn us to never give food to the hoe. One day she's eating pasta in my house, then yours? City boyz can't let that happen dargs.
Darling, its home time...never feed the badders pasta.
by SkraaaaPapA August 2, 2019
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