nerp

A cute exclamation of surprise, delight, disappointment or other extreme emotional reactions. Variations include nerpie and nerphead to describe another person when in a highly emotional state.
Nerp! I love you even though you are a nerphead!
by MelissaM August 30, 2007
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The battle cry of those who are not yet clinically insane.
"Nerp!!!!!!! SPOON MAN to the resuce! NERP!!!!!!!"
by Erin January 08, 2004
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To Nerp, nerping. To use spy ware or spy/surveillance equipment to secretly gain access and gather Intel on other people. My phone is acting up I think my ex bf nerped it. Or..m. cody mackenzie has been beeping peoples phones for years. All I did today was Nerp out on my computer trying to order from spycity.com
My phone is acting up I think my ex bf nerped it. Or... cody mackenzie has been beeping peoples phones for years. All I did today was Nerp out on my computer trying to order from spycity.com
by angelpowers.rd.escorts August 08, 2014
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Did you see Peter's third nipple?

Yeah, he's got a serious nerp.
by farts mccool January 26, 2018
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Non
Electro
Regular

Person

Anyone who does not consistently listen to Electronic music (e.g. house, techno, dubstep, electro house, etc.)

People who prefer to listen to top 40, Country, Rock, jungle music (rap), and everything NOT electro.
Person 1: "Damn this party is so sick!"
Person 2: "Yeah that's because there's no NERPs here!"

Person 1: "Why do I feel like I'm in the jungle right now?"
Person 2: "Because all these fuckin NERPs are listening to their coon-tunes obvi!"
by whitesnake999 May 03, 2011
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Group of the coolest people ever!
Friend 1: We are such losers!
Friend 2: I wish we were Nerps.
by Nerpest August 19, 2012
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Nerp is a word invented by a small group of females in the Northeastern Colorado area. It eventually caught on throughout the midwest and it's definition has been altered in many blasphemous ways. The original definition of "Nerp" was an acronym which meant "Never Eat Rice Pudding." It meant that there was "NERP on top of a chicken, or chicken on top of NERP." Nerp was therefore occasionally an unknown substance which could be alternately underneath or on top of a (live) chicken. There were variations among the original users, such as "NERPing" which roughly meant "messing about because one was bored." Nerp was occasionally substituted for other words, as appropriate to the situation and sentence content.
"I'm feeling rather NERPy today."
"I'm not doing anything today, man, except NERPing."
"Do not misuse the NERP!"
by Ali L. March 27, 2008
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