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nasal orgasm

nasal orgasm(s). A violent and pleasurable self induced sneeze, the object of nostril-bating
A nasal orgasm, more commonly known as a sneeze, when deliberately self induced, is a safe and pleasurable form of self gratification that can create a state of euphoria in the practitioner.
by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007
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nasal spray

A nasal spray invovles male ejaculate (sperm) being force fed into another humans nasal cavity.

Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.

Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.

A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.
>>> Sean: "Oh yeah Trenty, suck my fucken cock. Oh yeah thats the way... mmmm yeah give it a little tongue. get it down that throat nice n deep like"

>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"

>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"

>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"

>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"

>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"
by omg i am wtf uber October 28, 2007
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Nasal Assassin

A person who's voice is so nasal that - in rare circumstances - can cause death.
Man #1: *Incomprehensible nasal ramblings*

Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*

Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!
by BringerOfWordsdom September 20, 2009
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nasal sex

sexual intercourse with the penis into the nostril.
sexual intercourse with the nose into the vagina.
I'd sure like to have nasal sex with that pakistani girl
by HondaHomie07 April 24, 2004
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filthy nasal

a sexual act. where the man sticks his fingers in the womans anus then jams his fingers up her nose so the woman smells poop all day.
bob gave sam a filthy nasal. then she smelled shit all day.
by tyler mudge December 28, 2007
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Nasal Penis

1. A nose that looks like a penis.
2. A nose possessing phallic qualities.
Well, I went to this party, and I got sooooo fucked up! After that party, I went home with this guy, and we started having craazy secks. When he started going down on me, i looked and thought he was stickin' it in raw-dog, but no. He has a nasal penis.
by Dildough Queefingstein January 21, 2011
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Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.
Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!
by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010
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