Naff

British slang meaning uncool, tacky, unbearable, unfunny and purposeless.

"James is a very naff person"

by The One.72 July 4, 2017

Naff

Noob

Look at all these naffs.

by NaffSlayer69 December 1, 2022

Naff

The British slang version of the world ‘awful’.

Person 1: “Hey, let me take a swig of that drink, familam.”
Person 2: “Yeah, here, tell me what you think.”
(Person 1 sips the drink)
Person 1: “Oh, that shit’s naff!”

by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023

Naff

Naff means bitch

Your such a naff

by Naffs a bitch December 22, 2019

Naff

Non Athletic Fat Fuck

"Bro keefer is a naff"

by sixsevenmama October 29, 2025

naff

slang describing someone, a "non-athletic fat fuck"

kim: jerry called you ugly yesterday at lunch.
meghan: pshh whatever he's a naff anyways

by soupsters October 13, 2019

Naff muppet

Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.

Making you a hurt child.

Shut up you naff muppet I'll bang you out

by Naaman_Lyon September 18, 2020