Multitasking

Code for jerking off. Spanking the monkey. To beat your meat.

"Where'd Jonny go?"
"He's multitasking"
"Dude that's fucking nasty"

by Jahead4life July 12, 2009

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an excuse for not paying attention while wacking off.

Sorry i didn't answer your message, I was busy multitasking.

by Katty p September 21, 2009

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verb used to describe the action of doing 2 or more very important things at the same time to be efficient. to normal people, doing these things at the same time may be considered not ok, but to fun people, they can accept doing these things at the same time.

annabelle calls kaily

a: wyd
k: eating chips and salsa and watching vampire diaries in the bath
a: ya sounds legit

k: just some typical multitasking

by unicornsarereal February 5, 2018

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Screwing up several things at once.

Why is an example required? I think the definition was pretty self-explanatory, yes?

This was written while multitasking

by .fez May 17, 2018

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Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.

Anyone who claims they are "good" at multitasking is a damned liar.

by JCJollyRoger March 19, 2019

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