Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.

John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Mumday

The first day of the week comes with pangs of guilt at not responding to your mother's incessant nagging phone calls over the weekend. You usually get back to her on Monday and say you're busy at work and can't really talk. It's Mumday.

My mom rang me on Friday, Saturday and Sunday to see what I was up to over the weekend and invite me over for dinner and I screened her calls. Now it's Mumday, I better get back to her, I guess I can do a home-cooked meal and small-talk now I'm not hungover.

by princessetamtam March 9, 2009

muddy trident

An act of sexual foreplay: the insertion of the index, middle and ring fingers to the anus, simultaneously. Resulting in the spreading apart of the fingers once fully inserted.

Lonnie's signature in bed, is to give his lady the "muddy trident", lifting her to new heights of anal ecstasy.

by long dong finklestein December 29, 2009

Maday

Generally an Indonesian girl's name. The word 'Maday' means second born child. Maday's are normally extremely Gorgeous. They are also very caring and are always thinking about other people. They are good listeners and remember almost everything. Most girls envy Maday's due to the fact of how beautiful they are and every guy wants them.

Person 1: 'Hey dude look its Maday! Reckon she'd date me?'
Person 2: 'No Way Dude! She's way out of your league!

by Hellyar96 January 17, 2012

muddy deudrop

The liquefied diarrhea excrement that rolls out of your pant leg when you walk and defecate at the same time. Usually the expectation is that the excrement will be a solid and they can perform a stealth deudrop, but are often surprised when the feces is liquefied.

Fred was walking behind Martin when he noticed Martin's pant leg turn born and wet. Martin then ran to the nearest bathroom. Jon walked up as Martin ran away and asked what was wrong. Fred replied, "I think he tried to deudrop, but it was a muddy deudrop. Poor guy. hahahaha, ahhhh it stinks."

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

Muddy

Where The Codiene In Your Drank Is Very Thick.Houston Slang

Cup So Muddy Like A Hog Pen-J Dawg

by Yung Phat Pat June 24, 2010

muddy fucker

a whore or a homo; someone who gets fucked in the ass

guy 1: I think Jourdan was trying to hit on me today...

guy 2: God, he's such a muddy fucker

by Mackdatt May 28, 2009