mud flap

When a male puts his nut sack over a female's nose and mouth while she is sleeping and snoring, thus creating a mud flap effect, as that of a mud flap blowing in the wind against a tire.

I give my girlfriend a mud flap every night.

by funked yo motha November 29, 2010

Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)

friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...

by Dick Champ May 24, 2011

mud flaps

A gay man's nutsack

Please go clean the shit off of your mud flaps!

by drizzle April 15, 2004

mud flap

uncircumsized, the foreskin can be used as a protective barrier during a buggering session

no condom needed here, i already have a mud flap!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

mud flap

The huge folds of skin near a fat girl's vagina.

I couldn't find her clit b/c of her huge mud flaps.

by digoldong December 19, 2007

mud flap

fairly big ass cheeks

My girlfriend has some great mud flaps.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

mud flaps

Noun

An excess of anal skin due to the extensive sexual use of your rectum.

Dumbass terms: you take it too much in the pooper

J: I think i got dead horsed at the fraternity house last night.

K: How do you know?

J: Because I woke up on their astroturf with nothing but my mud flaps to keep me warm.

by Fat tits October 16, 2005