Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.
John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.
John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.
by BlindButAware May 7, 2014
by legacy9018 October 23, 2013
An American who was wrongfully convicted in 1987 in a Williamson County, Texas court of the 1986 murder of his wife Christine Morton.
On May 16, 2013, Governor of Texas Rick Perry signed Texas Senate Bill 1611, also called the Michael Morton Act, into law. The Act is designed to ensure a more open discovery process. The bill's open file policy removes barriers for accessing evidence.
by Donk Kong March 14, 2022
One of the most amazing people to ever step on this earth. Is the bestest friend that anyone could ever wish for. Everyone should get a Dominic as a friend!'
by wyd wyd wyd April 3, 2019
Marissa Morton
Marissa is a sexy beast and better than Beyoncé she can win any one over even Beyoncé. She made Beyoncé a lesbian because of her hotness she steals any man if she wants. But she isn't like that she is better than Beyoncé her shoulders are the most attractive feature on her body. She is a soccer mom by day at night she is better than Beyoncé harambe loving shoulder attracting women!!
Marissa is a sexy beast and better than Beyoncé she can win any one over even Beyoncé. She made Beyoncé a lesbian because of her hotness she steals any man if she wants. But she isn't like that she is better than Beyoncé her shoulders are the most attractive feature on her body. She is a soccer mom by day at night she is better than Beyoncé harambe loving shoulder attracting women!!
by Marissa Morton September 5, 2016
ghetto ass 5 day daycare with hella Cicero baddies hooked up with bowl cut sagging ass Edgars thinking they g'd up. they also got a soccer team with them varsity niggas probably related to Maradona or sum shi. the secret passageways also constantly smell like hot pussy due to the fact that all the sneaky links finger each other there.
"look at him he goes to Morton west"
" that nigga prolly named Jose and his IG user prolly (NoLimitJose) or sum shi"
" that nigga prolly named Jose and his IG user prolly (NoLimitJose) or sum shi"
by melapelannnnn May 20, 2022
A town in central illinois, which is filled with a whole bunch of stuck up people. They believe money is everything, and hate you if you don't act like them. 85% of the girls are fake chicks, whose head's are full of air. They are pretty much plastic barbie dolls.
Stay away if possible.
Stay away if possible.
by Statethetruth August 28, 2010