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Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
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mortalled

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high
I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.
by missscarlett October 24, 2008
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moralfag

A moralfag is a someone who's very attached to the moral value of what people are saying on the internet. He usually has an emotional temperament and will condemn any talking or behavior that seems bad according to his opinions and beliefs. He is typically this relatively new member that think he is part of the community but shit his pants when he gets out of his safe space.
There are so many moralfags out there, whining and wanting to silence our freedom of speech.
by DayumNiggaDude November 6, 2017
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moral panic

an overwrought public anxiety that evil things are afoot. The term seems to have been coined by Jock Young in 1971.* The most obvious example of an ancient moral panic is the blood libel.

Other famous examples of moral panics include the 1955 Boise scandal, in which three cases of lewd conduct between men and teenaged boys, plus a noxious editorial, triggered a general war against homosexual men. In the early 1930's, the Federal Bureau of Narcotics (FBN) launched a public relations effort to have federal laws passed banning the use of marijuana; it was driven by a jurisdictional struggle between Harry Anslinger (FBN) and J. Edgar Hoover (FBI). The campaign was a success; it not only achieved the desired legislation, but created a wave of mass hysteria about the "threat" of marijuana.

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* Goode & Ben-Yehuda, *Moral Panics* (1994), p.12.
In the movie *Quadrophenia*, set in Brighton, UK in the late 1960's, a recurring theme was the contemporary moral panic over the clash between Mods and Rockers.
by Abu Yahya February 15, 2009
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Moriah

A very astonishing woman! They are aware that they are rare. Hard to handle but more than worth it! Loyal, out spoken, fun, dangerous, exciting and unpredictable. They are highly addictive.
That girl is astonishing! She must be a Moriah!
by Martha's Mom December 19, 2016
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Morally Lucky

Lucking your way into your political positions.
The d.gg chatters all spammed " REM WAS RIGHT LULW HASAN IS MORALLY LUCKY " as hasan was getting destroyed by REM.
by ArcticFirst July 9, 2019
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The Mortal Instruments

An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!
Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!
by thepacificislander June 15, 2012
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