on a recent visit to a prostitute she offered a morbid ending but I declined and took a happy ending instead.
by kennyrogers June 9, 2015
Get the morbid endingmug. It's like, a zoo, right? but its full of morbid shit. So much morbid. So much shit. And yet, it fucks. Morbid Zoo fucks.
Of course I let him fuck me - he likes Morbid Zoo!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
Its MorbidZooin' time!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
Its MorbidZooin' time!
by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025
Get the Morbid Zoomug. A super cool person/group of people with questionable morals, extremely dark sense of humour, listen to alternative music and dress alternatively, practice many forms of evil magic/voodoo, etc.
These people are likely to know several disturbing facts about really concerning topics and probably have committed multiple crimes. They seriously dislike "Normies" or as they call them "Mundanes" but absolutely despise elitists and gatekeepers.
They are much more comfortable around other alt people rather than the Mundanes.
They don't follow any specific religions and are NOT "devil worshippers". They mostly believe in the metal gods (super influential metal/rock musicians) because they actually existed.
These people are likely to know several disturbing facts about really concerning topics and probably have committed multiple crimes. They seriously dislike "Normies" or as they call them "Mundanes" but absolutely despise elitists and gatekeepers.
They are much more comfortable around other alt people rather than the Mundanes.
They don't follow any specific religions and are NOT "devil worshippers". They mostly believe in the metal gods (super influential metal/rock musicians) because they actually existed.
"ew eMo!"
'no, actually they're a Morbid.'
"what?"
'a Morbid is someone who loves metal music and is super cool, unlike you'
'no, actually they're a Morbid.'
"what?"
'a Morbid is someone who loves metal music and is super cool, unlike you'
by Theultimaterizzmaster August 6, 2023
Get the Morbidmug. A fact video on TikTok or YouTube Shorts by user con_spiracy about “morbid facts” or facts about things that are unsettling or gross.
Morbid facts, part 241.
According to sources, around 150 people die each year from sticking a fork in a toaster.
According to sources, around 150 people die each year from sticking a fork in a toaster.
by nycrailfanproductions November 27, 2023
Get the morbid factsmug. Morbid-keeping, also known as morbid keeping, or morbidkeeping, is a form of gate keeping used commonly across the internet.
It's etymology is a combination of the word "Morbid" And "Gatekeeping"
It's used on videos that have something morbid, scary, or distressing, and when a person asks for context, and instead of giving actual context, the response will be morbidkeeping, used in phrases such as: "You don't wanna know, oh the horror...", " You poor soul..." "You don't wanna know man"
It's etymology is a combination of the word "Morbid" And "Gatekeeping"
It's used on videos that have something morbid, scary, or distressing, and when a person asks for context, and instead of giving actual context, the response will be morbidkeeping, used in phrases such as: "You don't wanna know, oh the horror...", " You poor soul..." "You don't wanna know man"
A random popular streamer: "Guys, I'm trying to find the source for this but it's all just morbid-keeping replies!"
by ayochadbeat December 8, 2023
Get the Morbid-keepingmug. It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.
Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?
It's Morbidzooin' Time!
by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025
Get the Morbid Zoomug. Explosive behavior morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others.
The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others
They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others
They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
The adult population has been suffering from explosive behavioral morbidity disorder because they can't get their way.
by Type2GenomeManiac December 17, 2022
Get the explosive behavioral morbidity disordermug.