mopping

when you let your mom do your shopping or you take mom with you shopping

mom: john im going shopping for your school clothes

john: no mom dont go mopping!

by Jay Ello August 13, 2007

mopping

v. the sexual act of stimulating a penis by "mopping" it with a vagina. much rubbing and clitoral attention included, with little or no penetration.

That hooker last night was rubbing her clit with my cock, and mopping my unit with her stanky juices dripping onto my balls...

by finkleandeinhorn December 9, 2008

moppin the floor

moppin the floor is when ur doin a girl upside down standing up and u use her head to clean the floor. a very convenient way to clean your house. if she wears a wig then shes a swiffer disposable mop.

"man my kitchens dirty, can we start by moppin the floor?"
"sure, but u gotta replace my swiffer afterwards"

by leroy spinks July 10, 2007

Mopping

The act of vigorously mopping up liquid from the floor, generally semen, with your sexual partner's head.

"Oops, I just ejaculated on the floor"
"Don't worry, you can use me for a bit of mopping"

by Shishmeister January 1, 2009

moppin

1. When you're really fucked up and you try to say "muffin", it sounds like moppin.

Sober person: "Hey what you eatin'?"

Pothead: "A moppin..."

by D-Suicide May 22, 2008

shmuel moppet

the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.

'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'

'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'

'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)

'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,

by adinosaur December 15, 2009

Buck and Moppet

When you fuck someone so hard but end up ejaculated violently on the floor, and, to keep shame from besmirching your dojo, use your partner's hair to mop up the subsequent sticky situation.

I wanted to just fuck and bop it, but I ended up having to buck and moppet instead. Pathetic. I'm going to drink bleach now.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder March 24, 2017