monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.

That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.

by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.

Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.

by Malodorous June 24, 2016

Freaky Monkey Butt Love

The act of anal sex, with a partner that when finished throws the inevitable poop at hapless onlookers.

Man, you missed some freaky monkey butt love at the park; I almost got hit!!!!!

by The Sugar Shack October 10, 2011

Monkey Butt

When you stay in wet clothing (usually swimming trunks) for to long, you're butt begins to itch.
Thus causing you to scratch it profusely, often ending in you looking like a monkey.

Dude, I went swimming and never dried myself off, now I have the worst case of monkey butt ever!

by [e-mail] August 3, 2010

Monkeydust

Noun: A street name for black market cocaine, or crushed up ice breakers.
They can be swallowed, snorted or injected.

"Yo Jose, you got da monkeydust?"
"Awww shit dawg, I ate them all. They were berry flavored"
"DAMMIT."

by Jamie and Joe March 13, 2008

monkeycunt

Subterranean music agent / serial killer look-a-like

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case

by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003

monkey butt

The soreness in the rectal area after participating in such activities as anal sex.

Hey girlfriend, I'm got a bad case of monkey butt after my boyfriend slammed it up my ass all night long.

by TFWI June 11, 2018