Dirty Monson

Using a sword to pressure someone into receiving anal penetration.

She got the dirty monson last night.

by getonthescene December 29, 2005

Molton

The unit measurement of an individual’s ability to grasp highly sophisticated and esoteric subject matter. Literally: "ton of mols ie great amount of molecular mass".

“She just figured out the physics of a wormhole using an abacus. Her mind must contain like a million moltons.” Or: “That guy can’t find his ass with both hands. Must have a completely molton-free brain.”

by TheVivisector October 29, 2014

molton

Something that is super hot

That girl is so hot, she's molton

by theorbit September 18, 2005

Monson

Monson is a hillbilly town in MA surrounded by all the rich white trash towns that acctually have football teams. All the people are heroin addicts lookin to steal your tractor and ride it back to the farm. The high school has around 300 Hillbillies in training attending to go to a community collage to end right back up in the landfill they call a home. All they do is play soccer and talk about Minnechaug which is highshool they all wish the went to

Ugh look at his outfit he looks like he walk right outta monson!

by Amanda Goddess December 3, 2017

Molontro

A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.

Hey man, that dude has a molontro!

by asdf October 14, 2004

Molton Brown

Origin Regent St soap emporium. A better class of lotion lady, as opposed to a Tesco Value or No Frills

I heard that that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Molton Brown. Phwoooaaar.

by Van Baggins November 17, 2004

Callum moloney

Callum moloney (aka moloney) is a pikey who’s house goes 50 down the motor way. His house has tires, a steering wheel and a hand break. Moloney’s nanny fell out the window and she lives in dun laoghaire with the council rats

County council lawyer ‘ wasn’t Callum moloney meant to be evicted’
Dlr man ‘ they drove away

by Facts 11 April 7, 2022