by swiggity swagga October 15, 2013
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OMG! Did you see what Mobsternews wrote yesterday? I can't believe he would say that about that child with Leukemia...
by iMobsters January 25, 2011
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once-freshman, now-sophomore who is the leader of the mobster gang at school; although he was small and once average weight, he still had the most power in that circle of people; some people are concerned, however, because lately he has gotten taller and lost some weight, thus making him look rather manorexic; also known as Ali Harbey Oswald
Ah, look! It's Italian Mobster Guy! Geez, he's so manorexic these days. I'm concerned because he's lost so much weight over the summer. You should be too.
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