Milk

typically used as "that's milk" or "that's so milk" or "how milk is that?" or "you're milk"

can be used in a positive or negative context, similar to "sick"

can be used in conjunction with "man" to call someone a "milkman", which follows the same rules as "milk"

negative:

A: oh no I just stepped in dog shit!!
B: oh thats milk!

or

A: yeah I like to put capers and peanut butter on my tacos

B: you're fucking milk, man what the hell

positive:

A: I just got accepted for that fellowship!!
B: woah!!! that's so milk I'm so proud of you!

A: *does a cool skateboard trick*

B: yooo that was fucking milk dawg

by peachtime March 4, 2023

Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch

by somepersonwholikescheese May 31, 2022

Milk

A white liquid drink that you're dad still hasn't came home with.

My dad's at the store getting milk. He'll be back by 2060.

by Ur_Dad_Still_at_The _Store February 16, 2022

Milk

huh, its taking dad along time to get the milk. i hope hes ok

My dad went to go get some milk, its been 19 years. i miss him

by 2020 in a real nutshell March 23, 2021

Milk

The thing your dad left to get...

and never cam back

friend 1: yo do you got milk
friend 2: lemme ask my dad to get some
friend 1: NO DONT!

by Joe mama your mama so mama June 18, 2022

Milk

When something is awkward or lame.

*Girl gets up and does awkward impression of someone, and she is not funny.
"Man, that was so milk"

by Wyatt P August 23, 2010

Milk

A rare quest item that can take up to 15 year to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.

Kid: where are you going?
Dad:(staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.

by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019