A town in Rhode Island. Located on Aquidneck Island in the middle of Newport and Portsmouth...hence the name. Middletown is clearly the best of the three on the Island because a) it's not ghetto like Newport and b) it's not snotty like Portsmouth. Home to fairly well-off families (they have to be to own houses here!), Middletown is a place where everybody knows everybody and their parents. Soccer and lacrosse are generally successful and popular sports. For the most part, its inhabitants don't move away. And who would want to? Go Islanders!
by mtownah08 March 29, 2009
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by TC January 25, 2005
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A tiny little shithole of a town, consisting mainly of ghettos with a massive steel mill at it's center with no real infrastructure to speak of where the lowest forms of life in SW Ohio come to bitch about their miserable excuse of a life.
Person 1: Dude, wanna go hang in Middletown, Ohio tonight?
Person 2: No. It took me years to get out of that town and I don't want it to suck me back into it's endless abyss.
Person 2: No. It took me years to get out of that town and I don't want it to suck me back into it's endless abyss.
by Former Middletonian October 21, 2008
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Middletown is the place you want to live so you can kill people and dump them in the CT river.
Middletown is the place you want to live so you can kill people and dump them in the CT river.
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Get the middlesbrough mug.A dorm at the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities on the West Bank isolated from the rest of the undergraduate population. This dorm is inhabited by honor students and art students alike. Upon entrance, hotness of females is skewed due to the lack of hot females.
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There is a Middletown in 20 of the states in the USA. Some have more than one.
There is a Middletown in 20 of the states in the USA. Some have more than one.
Film director Kevin Smith grew up near Middletown, NJ. Then again so did most people in New Jersey, because that state has three of them.
by ad oblivione May 16, 2005
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