micronuke

to microwave food until luke warm due to extreme hunger.

Dude, the micronuked pizza was hella good for the first few bits. I'm going to have to put it in the microwave again now that i have the patience to wait.

by ginger_wonder January 14, 2010

microfiction

A short story, usually no more than 300 words, becoming more and more popular on the Internet. One suspects that the technology of portable readers has helped this genre along. Also known as "flash fiction." Wikipedia offers Aesop's Fables as some of the earliest and best-known microfictions.

One ancient and respected microfiction is Aesop's "The Fox and the Grapes," whence we get the expression "sour grapes."

by Smartjanitor April 24, 2014

microlucas

The lucas (lu) is a unit of currency, defined as the current net worth of George Lucas. As of this writing, one lucas equals about $5 billion USD.

Since one lucas is an impractically large number, it is usually used in the form of the microlucas (μlu), or about $5000 USD.

"Damn, I made like 11 microlucas this year"

by retrofutureman January 18, 2019

Microcockman

An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.

Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat

Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to

Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

micrococklet

The smallest penis ever know to human kind; barely sufficient to count as an “outy” and certainly too small to hold, limiting the owner to sit down wees for the rest of their lives.

To be fair, DJ wasn’t the micrococklet

by OptimusPrimate2022 December 2, 2022

micropuke

To puke a very small amount

I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.

by SmashTheState June 7, 2023

Microphuckery

The ridiculous and confusing substitutions and corrections made when using the microphone to text.

It was impossible to decipher the meaning of Jane’s text due to all the microphuckery.

by Du Nord July 28, 2023