Mephisto

That old Mephisto, the one who watches you as you sleep and clicks ancient murmurs in your ears. Constantly plotting, stalking, and breathing on helpless infants at night, his will is to be fulfilled. Be not too hasty to call his name, for he is always listening.

Drunk Bitch: "Mephisto is a bunch of horse shit!"
Mephisto (suddenly appearing): Proceeds to slice her face into a thousand pieces.

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

memphis

making easy money pimpin hoes in style

bitch my name is memphis

by 12 2 December 6, 2017

West Memphis Three

A blaring case of American injustice. Three teenagers (at the time) - Damien Echols, Jessie Misskelley and Jason Baldwin were convicted of murdering three 8 year-old boys. It remains obvious they were wrongfully accused, and there has been a large underground outcry for their release. Echols is currently on death row, while Misskelley and Baldwin are serving life in prison. The story is too long to go into detail here, but there are many websites with loads of information about the case. I dare you to find one legitimate, intelligent site claiming the three are guilty.

Free the West Memphis Three.
www.wm3.org

by Evil Bella October 18, 2004

Mephaehi

A code in which each consonant and vowel is moved to "the next" consonant or vowel in the alphabet. An example sentence would be: Jux esi zua fuoph vufez? (How are you doing today?). In the language the letter "Q" is skipped over as a consonant unless there is a vowel after it, also "Y" is used as both consonant and vowel depending on how it is used in the word before.

Bill: Do you speak Mephaehi?
Phil: Ya! O Fu!
Bill: Ni Vuu

by Dumop epf Imo January 19, 2017

memphis mudflap

When have to wipe your balls, after taking a shit.

ken dropped his watch in the toliet, while performing a "Memphis Mudflap," on his male sex slave.

by hoss geller September 10, 2011

Memphis Showboat

A man or woman that takes joy In fucking in public places, usually in plain site. You'll most often see the Memphis Showboat in public parks, Jack Pirtle's Chicken parking lots, or Picadilley Cafeteria buffet lines.

Look at those Memphis Showboats over there fucking on top of that statue of Robert E. Lee.

by FantasyShirley April 2, 2015

memphis mud muffin

When you shit yourself and take your underwear off and fold them over then hand them to your friend

That bastard Carl. He ate Chinese last night then gave me a Memphis mud muffin for breakfast.

by Nemout November 3, 2017