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Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."
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To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
by Generous Doner October 16, 2011
Get the make some mermaids mug.a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day.
Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Joe: Dude Kelly is so hot!
Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
by Fatchooo January 20, 2011
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Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea.
Back in the day, mermaids where thought to lead sailors to their doom by leading them to dangerous storms, crashing upon rocks, or dragging them down under the sea.
I finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium.
She was mermaiding me this whole time.
She was mermaiding me this whole time.
by Savage Sage August 5, 2019
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Get the Merumou mug.Semi-retired superhero in animated cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants.Lives in Shady Shoals Retirement Home with his sidekick Barnacle Boy. His first name is Ernie, in tribute of his voice actor Ernest Borgnine. Various episodes in the series show Mermaidman as having extreme short-term memory loss and having a strange obsession with the word “Evil” ,being some kind of trigger word.
There have been 6 episodes in the”Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy” arc in the series’ first 4 seasons, and have appeared in several other episodes afterwards.Mermaidman was voiced by Ernest Borgnine until his death in 2012.
Honestly one of my favorite characters in the show and “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III” being one of my favorite episodes.
There have been 6 episodes in the”Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy” arc in the series’ first 4 seasons, and have appeared in several other episodes afterwards.Mermaidman was voiced by Ernest Borgnine until his death in 2012.
Honestly one of my favorite characters in the show and “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III” being one of my favorite episodes.
Example #1
Mermaid Man: I did it! I feel five years younger. It's good to be back.
Barnacle Boy: We did it, you old coot.
Mermaid Man: Who are you?
Example #2
Mermaid Man(to Barnacle Boy):"If you wanna grow up strong like me... you gotta leave room for seconds."
Mermaid Man: I did it! I feel five years younger. It's good to be back.
Barnacle Boy: We did it, you old coot.
Mermaid Man: Who are you?
Example #2
Mermaid Man(to Barnacle Boy):"If you wanna grow up strong like me... you gotta leave room for seconds."
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