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Merrill Academy

A festering shit tip run amok with smack heads and inbreds. A place that could be closer defined as an insane asylum rather than a school. In fact, it is rumoured that the Head Master was just as mentally unwell as the attending students, many reporting delusions of his desires of the asylum being ‘the best school in the country’.
Person 1: Woah, she came from Merrill Academy?

Person 2: Yeah, dude. Wouldn’t get too excited though, she probably has, like, 14 toes or something.
by succ.my.zuccc December 26, 2018
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Merkellism

Sara: Have you heard about Merkellism?
Todd: Yes, they worship Merkel.
by Merkellite February 2, 2019
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Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.
"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”
by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019
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Merryland

Noun:
A wonderful/happy place that is unique to each person. Each person has their own "Merryland" aka their own "happy place."
Ex 1: If you've ever seen "His and Her Circumstances," you will know that the character Asaba created this term. Asaba's Merryland is a place where he is surrounded by girls since he loves them so much.

Ex 2: "My Merryland is a place where I'm with the one I love"

Ex 3: "My Merryland is a place where I'm surrounded by piles and piles of money"

Ex 4: "My Merryland is a place where I can eat as much chocolate as I want"
by MechaTC September 11, 2005
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Merkel

verb

1) in a general sense, to screw over people of a particular background.
2) to fuck everything up and ruin things for everybody involved, including themselves.
3) to cast shame on a group of people for past wrongdoing as reason to engage in widespread ethnic masochism.

see also: swede
1) Now Merkel is merkeling again because Germany merkeled 70 years ago.
2) Don't you dare invite Hakim to my party. I've put too much time getting it perfect and he's just going to merkel it.
by RIP Europe April 22, 2017
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Nicholas Morrell

A world famous weightlifter. Widely known for a terrible incident which occurred at the Florida Olympics in 2006, involving a huge hernia which explosively decimated his penis and balls. He now lives hoping a girl will accept him for his personality, even though he has a man-minge.
man dude, that would suck to be nicholas morrell

god i feel so bad for nick's penis and balls!
by RKay September 16, 2007
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Tom Morrelo

Probably the most talented guitarist in the whole fucking world. The things he does with a guitar are just fucking amazing. Plays for Audioslave and played for Rage Against the Machine.
Tom Morrelo's solo in Like a Stone is fucking mind blowing live.
by fsdaffsad April 28, 2005
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