a tall creature like being that enjoys hot baths with orange soda and boiled eggs. Melyssa enjoys having sexual relations with gorillas or anything in the monkey form. It maybe a type a creature that is scared of the world and stays in their cold dark cave, but when it comes to sexual relations its always ready for the challenge.
by Boozookapoop October 8, 2008
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by Thefrylover August 12, 2021
Get the melysa mug.A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what the cost. Some of her characteristics are to lie, cheat, steal, brag, hurt others, be incredibly rude, disrespectful, and bully others.
"Did you see what Melyssa did?"
"No. What did she do?"
"She shoved that kid out of her way, and the kid fell! She didn't even apologize."
"No. What did she do?"
"She shoved that kid out of her way, and the kid fell! She didn't even apologize."
by Insert Fake Name Here March 27, 2013
Get the Melyssa mug.Catching a Merlyn is better than catching a Tala or even a Kristen. Merlyn is a hard one to catch but it is worth it. I guess.
by Wacky One June 15, 2018
Get the Merlyn mug.A name for a person who is overly short, petite, and generally very bitchy to deal with due to their shortness. The female version of "short man's syndrome" - it's "short bitch syndrome"
by chupacabra20 April 16, 2010
Get the Marlys mug.Merly is epitome of determination. He will lift weights all day long - even in his sleep. You can't out lift him. EVER.
Merly is the ultimate god of body. Sex, weights, and protein shakes don't even begin to explain the pure manliness that eminates from his body at all times.
If you aren't Merly, you wish you were. GET ON HIS LEVEL.
Oh yea, and his package is so big he can't wear jeans cause it'll suffocate his manly package that deserves to be let loose upon the world.
Merly is the ultimate god of body. Sex, weights, and protein shakes don't even begin to explain the pure manliness that eminates from his body at all times.
If you aren't Merly, you wish you were. GET ON HIS LEVEL.
Oh yea, and his package is so big he can't wear jeans cause it'll suffocate his manly package that deserves to be let loose upon the world.
"I saw Merly in the gym today. His sack is as big as the weights he lifts."
"I wish I were like Merly."
"I wish I were like Merly."
by Fawnsy March 6, 2014
Get the Merly mug.melyssa is one of the best friends you’ll ever have if you have the mental strength to survive her. she’s also a really good girlfriend just don’t get insecure around her because she will assert dominance. overall i see no reason to not talk to her as much as i can whenever i can. 10/10 would date again.
ps. alright at tennis
ps. alright at tennis
noe: ya know melyssa isn’t that bad of a human being
stranger: dude who are you why are you talking to me
stranger: dude who are you why are you talking to me
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