eric melvin

Guitar player for the band NOFX.

man i really wish i had hair like his.

by Fuck Off May 27, 2004

im melting

When someone says something that you always dreamed of them saying and your feel like you are melting

Julian made me feel like Im melting when he said how beautiful I was

by Carcar205 November 18, 2018

Face Melting

The condition in which, due to an extreme exposure to an event of epic Awesomeness, Horror or any other emotion on the more extreme end of the spectrum of emotions, one loses all perception of space and time including (but not limited to) a brief lapse in physical awareness. Such an emotional rush can even override Pain, which in some cases may be the cause of the rush.

In addition to being common among the disciples of Metal and among those who get so stoned that they can't feel certain parts of their bodies (such as their faces), it takes on somewhat of a more literal sense if one happens to plaster a White Phosphorus or Acid Grenade on the face of someone annoying them (some Nazis in a certain famous movie learned this the supernaturally hard way...in any case, you really shouldn't mess with White Phosphorus or dangerous Acids except for in Video Games).

While they writhe in pain, it may be customary to say the hilarious-but-somewhat-stupid phrase below:

Enemy n00b: "ARRGH my head asplode!"

You: "Would you like a Guitar Solo with that Face Melting!?" (proceeds to mime awesome solo on Air Guitar)

by JATOG THE GREEN July 18, 2009

Melvins

One of the best bands ever. They've been around for twenty years, and they're going stronger than many of the young upstarts fresh out of the gate. They're currently on Patton's Ipecac Records, the place for music. Quite plainly, they just rip shit.

Buzz "King Buzzo" Osbourne--Guitars/vocals
Dale Crover--Drums
Kevin Rutmanis--bassist

Metallica fan: "St. Anger was such a dissapointment. I want to like it, but I just can't."
Melvins fan: "Check out Pigs of the Roman Empire, the Melvins still know how to make music, unlike Metallicock."

by Virgil Caine June 5, 2005

melvin

definition of awesome just simply amazing!!!

Look at matt he is so melvin

by xmku2.0 July 7, 2011

Melvin

One of the very first people that created ninjas nearly two thousand centuries ago.
A very powerful ninja known to dominate the rival ninja known as Jasmin.
His power is so mighty it is said that it rivals that of Chuck Norris.
Epic.

A tour-group came to a huge city that was totally demolished; "what happened here," they asked. The guide simply said Melvin.

by kaibakid February 11, 2010

Melvin

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.

by torimusic October 6, 2012