Multitaskurbation

Doing multiple other things while masturbating.

It's multitaskurbation - eating beef jerky, talking on the phone and masturbating. Damn productive.

by L0RD_V01D January 7, 2010

multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.

Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking

by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010

Multitrashing

When you try to multitask and everything ends up going to crap.

I was cooking dinner, chatting with friends and texting. I ended up burning dinner, missing all the good stuff in the chat room and missing texts, basically multitrashing everything
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by Delta Dinah June 2, 2012

Meatitarian

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.

Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!

by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010

im melting

When someone says something that you always dreamed of them saying and your feel like you are melting

Julian made me feel like Im melting when he said how beautiful I was

by Carcar205 November 18, 2018

Face Melting

The condition in which, due to an extreme exposure to an event of epic Awesomeness, Horror or any other emotion on the more extreme end of the spectrum of emotions, one loses all perception of space and time including (but not limited to) a brief lapse in physical awareness. Such an emotional rush can even override Pain, which in some cases may be the cause of the rush.

In addition to being common among the disciples of Metal and among those who get so stoned that they can't feel certain parts of their bodies (such as their faces), it takes on somewhat of a more literal sense if one happens to plaster a White Phosphorus or Acid Grenade on the face of someone annoying them (some Nazis in a certain famous movie learned this the supernaturally hard way...in any case, you really shouldn't mess with White Phosphorus or dangerous Acids except for in Video Games).

While they writhe in pain, it may be customary to say the hilarious-but-somewhat-stupid phrase below:

Enemy n00b: "ARRGH my head asplode!"

You: "Would you like a Guitar Solo with that Face Melting!?" (proceeds to mime awesome solo on Air Guitar)

by JATOG THE GREEN July 18, 2009

multitalk

When a really dumb person mumbles and tries to speak while eating. Food spews outs while this occurs, and they don't realize that they are spewing everywhere. Trying to do achieve multiple parts of speech at once, without making any sense.

Laura has a tendency to multitalk when she is confused.

by immadi August 7, 2009