A girl who is totally into herself when she clearly shouldn't be.
A girl who decides to wear fake eyelashes and dye her eyebrows because she doesn't have any.
A girl whos hair looks like she wears wigs.
A girl whos nose resembles one of squidward from Spongebob.
A girl who hooks up with minimum 6 guys at once.
A girl who throws fruit punch on a guy's car just because he doesn't have an interest in her.
A bitch.
A girl who decides to wear fake eyelashes and dye her eyebrows because she doesn't have any.
A girl whos hair looks like she wears wigs.
A girl whos nose resembles one of squidward from Spongebob.
A girl who hooks up with minimum 6 guys at once.
A girl who throws fruit punch on a guy's car just because he doesn't have an interest in her.
A bitch.
Guy #1:Oh i tapped that last night!
Guy #2:Who, Meaghan?
Guy #1:Yeah.
Guy #2:Did you use the paperbag technique?
Guy #1:Well obviously I had to, Look at the Bitch!
Guy #2:Who, Meaghan?
Guy #1:Yeah.
Guy #2:Did you use the paperbag technique?
Guy #1:Well obviously I had to, Look at the Bitch!
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1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
New guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
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writer and one of the most amazing cat mommy in the world.
She’s very kind and sweet.
I love her sense of humor.
She’s very kind and sweet.
I love her sense of humor.
“Oh my god, that’s Meaghan Oppenheimer!”
“You are right, should I show her pics of my cats???”
“Definitely”
“You are right, should I show her pics of my cats???”
“Definitely”
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do you wanna fuckin talk, the next person to get kicked out of the group looks like a chipmunk smallest fuckin face I’ve ever seen shitty friends plays gay ass tennis only friend is mia and she’s a Jew
do you wanna fuckin talk, the next person to get kicked out of the group looks like a chipmunk smallest fuckin face I’ve ever seen shitty friends plays gay ass tennis only friend is mia and she’s a Jew
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