wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Mayson

Is the most cutest sweetest boys, if you get to know him. Shy but is brave sometimes, only lets out his feeling to the ones he trust. Kind of sensitive but mostly tough. Stays loyal to his girls. Will make you smile on your bad days if u are his friend. Smart, has good grades but doesnt really like school unless he reallt wants to come.

Hey you know that guy mayson, hes attractive if you get to know him.

by Hdjshw June 5, 2019

Mayonnaise Tornado

Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.

Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.

by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009

bulldog eating mayonnaise

A term used for a swollen vagina after a hot load has been placed deep within and comes leaking out.

Dam bitch your pussy looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!!

by KY Kid June 26, 2006

Maylon Millions

Maylon Millions is an American music artist he’s really caring and seems like he’s always positive.

Maylon millions is the goat

by Greatfanny November 23, 2021

cuban mayonnaise

A mixture of semen and fecal matter.

After a few doses of cuban mayonnaise, she decided to reevaluate the order of sexual operations.

by mastodon64 March 14, 2015

Mayson

A definite life liver. She makes the most of everything she does and looks good doing it. Not only is this girl stunning, she has a personality to match. When people meet her they remember her forever because she is like no one they have ever met before. People have a hard time not starring at her because she is such a gem.

She knows how to handle situations right and is someone you want as a sister. Most girls don't like her because they are incredibly jeleous of her perfectness. However, boys love this girl because she really is one in a million.

The Mayson entered the room
Girl: "Wow, who does that bitch think she is?"
Boy: "Pinch me. My future wife has entered the room."

by Jack Sertome January 10, 2011