Brady Face

The facial expression of someone who has cheated and gotten away with it that makes them look like a narcissistic prick with a shit-eating grin.

When the charges were dropped due to the untimely deaths of all witnesses, Michael Corleone wore his best Brady Face as the judge read the verdict.

by mastodon64 September 03, 2015

cuban mayonnaise

A mixture of semen and fecal matter.

After a few doses of cuban mayonnaise, she decided to reevaluate the order of sexual operations.

by mastodon64 March 14, 2015