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Mathism

Children being treated unfairly because they take Maths literary and not pure maths
"Hey don't say we are dumb because we are taking Maths lit, that's mathism!"
by TazzyJackson February 13, 2020
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mathism

Mathism, a religion where the laws of math must be applied into your daily life

Some of your deities include the gods of sine and cosine and the goddesses of secant, cosecant, tangent, and cotangent.

Mathists also celebrate the occurences of numbers like e, pi, and 10 in the politics, culture, and other worldly things
My teacher is a mathist. I've seen him pray to the trig gods when he made a mistake on trig problem
by Superior Archont March 28, 2005
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Mattism

1. When someone uses a simple word, usually less than five letters, to give simple acknowledgement to the situation at hand. Does not require thought, it is always sur of the moment. Anything that sounds like something a Texan out of Texas would say is probably a Mattism
1.-'You get it Matt?'
-"Yep"
2. 'Hey'
3.-'MATT!!!'
-"wha..."
4. 'Ah-ha!'
Any of these used in response after another sentence qualifies as a Mattism.
by Jason Cerillo June 22, 2006
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Matison

The girl who never talks was so outgoing you may as well call her a Matison
by taylor-twilight July 9, 2009
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Maoism

A branch of Communism created by Mao Zedong. This branch differed greatly from Marxism.

For instance, Karl Marx thought that economies had stages they went through such as slavery, feudal, ect, until you get to capitalism. Marx taugt that capitalism would eventually lead way to the next stage of communism.

Mao Zedong lived in a country with a bunch of peasents. However, he thought China would do pretty well as a communist country even though he was breaking with the very basics of Marxist thought. So he got some peasents, killed people, and took over the government. From peasents to communism, only not real communism.

Marx taught that the prolaterians (see proletarian) were supposed to take over and then lead the country themselves.

Mao Zedong taught that people didn't really know what was good for them, but of course he did. He had some kind of metaphor that set up a body where he was the head, the goverment the arms, and the people the other parts. Or something like that. Basicly he wanted to be seen as God.

In short, Maoism is a lame excuse for communism that Mao Zedong used to gain power and not Marxism at all.
I was with a group of communists running away from an anti-commie hate group the other day that was trying to shoot us. We hid out in an abondonded church and eventually we found out that this one guy who was supposed to be communist really believed in Maoism, so we shot him ourselves.
by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005
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Matisse

A super pretty Italian girl with long blonde hair. She might seem quiet, but she has a lot to say. She sounds really, really weird when she screams. She is also very nice, and awesome at ballet.
Cora: Isaac likes Matisse!
Matisse: yay?
by onelesslonleygirl<3JB! October 30, 2011
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macism

He who is under the MISCONCEPTION that a Macintosh is in anyway shape or form greater than a PC.
Daniel Wheeler foolishly practices macism
by {=TLA=}Xanatos October 25, 2004
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