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MatMurrayed

A state of euphoria in which one has had a successful drumming session; this often concludes with Prosecco, Sekiro, Pink Cheeks, Love Pillow dry humping and several references to your brand new PC.
"I just got my first pay cheque and I can't wait to get absolutely MatMurrayed tonight!"
by DeadbeatpunK December 15, 2019
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nardicus maximus

loner gamer that only has sex with doughnut holes and is a super nard.
"Chris you are nardicus maximus"
by kennylee13 March 26, 2010
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Gluteus Maximus Frontalis

"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."
by MetaPoo November 28, 2009
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Ballsackimus Maximus

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.
When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.
by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008
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Revelationous Maximus

(Noun) When one ore more people, under the influence of marijuana, achieve(s) a monumental realization or idea through a systematic progression of thoughts. This process can occur individually or socially. Individually, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with the individual's surroundings or environment, causing a linear progression of thoughts. Socially, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with other people causing an exponential (non-linear) progression of thoughts. An ultimate conclusion regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior is revealed to the individual(s) that shakes the fabric of their reality.

Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus

See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls
Stoner 1: Dude, the Sun is like a nucleus and the surrounding planets are like electrons.

Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.

Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.
by Pi Ups April 26, 2010
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maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.
Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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Manginius Maximus

A heterosexually challenged individual who enjoys complaining about things that are of little consequence to anyone else.
Can you believe Todd was upset over that? What a Manginius Maximus!
by Da Big E May 14, 2006
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