Is Math Related to Science?

The phrase used to identify the king's people

Poppy Smoria: *sees Pewds* Hey, is math related to science?
Pewdiepie: Hi

by urdadlesbian2 December 21, 2019

Why Can’t Math Be Like Sex?

If teachers and textbook authors would creatively present the oft-sterile math curriculum in a form that would get students excited about the beauty of the subject, by not adulterating but contextualizing the content—by letting learners see both the mathematical forest and the trees.

Mathematics is too important to be left in the hands of mostly uncreative authors or publishers; as a result, teachers and parents would need to sexify the most boring subject in school—they need to ask, “why can’t math be like sex?” to lure unmotivated or mathophobic students.

by MathPlus December 1, 2018

Steiner Math

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

I did Steiner Math and believe it or not, they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Wow, who knew?

by Scottathan Steiner February 5, 2021

South Florida Math

The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.

For example there are 28 grams in a ounce and 2.2 pounds in a "Key" kilo. Hence South Florida Math

by Cpt. FeelGood September 13, 2012

Siefer Math

The math used to determine whether or not Outbound is up or down on cases.

Utilizing Siefer Math, Outbound cases are up 1,738 even though carton length was 25-inches with Scotts on three lines and big Sterilite on the other with tile and four-foot Philips coming through CCS.

by LLD-NLD-4419 June 22, 2018

High school math

Sex in math terms, it goes

Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs

And pray you don’t multiply

Person 1- “dude I totally did high school math with Brittany”

Person 2- “what’s that”

Person 1- “you read the definition I really don’t need to tell you”

by Imreallydumbokay February 18, 2019

Sheep-and-Wolves Math

Provocative or subversive math questions set by allegedly mean or wicked educators in Hong Kong, whose aim is to brainwash students, by sowing the "seed of instability" in the once-democratically free colonial city and across totalitarian China.

A middle school teacher in Xinjiang was sent to a reeducation camp for two years after he’s found guilty of setting some sheep-and-wolves math questions, one of which is the following: “In a village, a pack of eight wolves have encircled a pen that encloses a hundred and ten sheep. Guesstimate how many sheep could lose their lives before the shepherd and his two assistants arrived on the scene to rescue his flock.”

by Fasters September 10, 2022