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Marcellus Thompson

Marcellus Thompson is a man with an abnormally large penis that owns a meme page on Instagram and has a cult of followers that will do what he commands

He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like fuckin god damn
?: ”Is that Marcellus Thompson
?2: “I heard he owns a meme page
?: “How dreamy”
by NGMARSH November 22, 2021
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Marcellus Thompson

A man who owns a meme page on Instagram and has a decent following who also has a abnormally large penis

He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like damn
Person 1: “Omg who is that guy he’s so hot”
Person 2: “He’s such a Marcellus Thompson”
Person 1: “I know right
by NGMARSH November 22, 2021
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Marcellus

Niklaus- I see myself in that boy he’s definitely a fighter, a little worrier:)

Rebekah- yeh he must be a Marcellus
by Nikandelijahswifeyyy March 21, 2022
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Marceilus

Tall, dark, and handsome. Great conversationalist. A man who could hold his end of a debate and not be obnoxious about it. Bangin' body. So determined. German chocolate cake lover. Best space saving laundry folder. Awesome listener...even when you talk about clinical all the time. :P Someone who will raise his children according to the dog whisperer. And well, so damn cute.
Ooo marceilus so attractive
by Praaaaty January 5, 2023
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Marcellus Erectus

The Marcellus Erectus is a sexual act, where the male is going to pound town doggy style and screams "Do a kickflip" as he reaches climax, flips the female over onto her back, slaps her in the face with a bratwurst, then immediately grabs her ankles to roll her off the bed in a reverse somersault into nearby furniture.
"I gave my girl the ol Marcellus Erectus"
by Chief Mills March 15, 2023
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Marcelis

A charming, down-to-earth man, caring and loving towards those around him, passionate about the person he's into, always there to listen, support and encourage you. Reminds you how incredible you are but in actuality he is the great one! When you find a Marcelis, keep him, cherish him, it's hard to find someone as genuine, honest and loving person as he is.
Girl 1: you know that guy Marcelis?
Girl 2: yes Marcelis is always down to help every person he meets.
by the girl next-door July 20, 2023
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Marcellus Clap

When a person claps once and rubs their palms together after hearing a politically incorrect or dirty joke.
Bro, do the 'Marcellus Clap' he just said something fucked up.
by M. J. Mazz October 12, 2024
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