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Mr. Mapel

One who is a natural born troll. Can fight an argument with a person of higher education with absolutely no proof of being correct. Can also troll in real life by constant ridicule of others' lives. Most arguments are won by the other member of the conversation ragequitting.
Person A states 2+2=4.

Person B argues 2+2=6.

Person A cites calculator.

Person B continues to argue 2+2=6.

Person A leaves the room in a fit of rage.

Person B is an example of a Mr. Mapel.
by Taekwondo King September 27, 2009
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Malhelsky

A word describing a creepy 23 year old douche with premature balding who matches his polo horses to his under shirts who works at a middle school hall monitor bullshit position and hits on girls 2 times younger than him. He brings his wet dreams to life by getting a paycheck to sketch on the local middle school girls.
Amanda: "Olivia, did you see that creepy Malhelsky over there?"
Olivia: "Yeah he was totally checking out our tits."
Amanda: "I gotta go to the bathroom"
Olivia: "Make sure you angle your pussy away from the air vent, that Malhelsky installed cameras the other day and will try to get a sneak peak at your kitten."
* 2 hours later*

Malhelsky: "MMMMMM i love me some fresh adolescent pussayyy.. Aaaaamanda didn't realize I put some in the stall she always goes in." "Purrr purrr lil kitten."
by victim34 August 2, 2012
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maheleate

one who is beautiful and athletic. very compassionate and sensitive when it comes to feelings, and is very social with most people.
maheleate is a name
by lexi36 January 10, 2012
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machelorette

I don't know which machelorette to choose for my date.
by beki6 January 16, 2015
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mathelyn

A very beautiful being inside and out. Known fault is being extremely honest even when it hurts,but she will never lead you astray. Never afraid of a challenge just don't get in her way ,because she will blow right through any obstacles.
Mathelyn is greatest person I know.
by BlakPussy December 21, 2016
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maheliya

a sad and gothic girl that likes lil peep and gothboiclique and memes a lot. she has a very dark humor lol
send that dark and dank meme to maheliya
by maheliya December 10, 2018
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maplelatina

A "Belleza Chiquita" whom has brown or black eyes, brown or black hair (a brunette either way),usually medium brown toned, and a nice killer body that her boyfriend can ride like a bike. She also is quite sultry, eye candy, and never disappoints.
My girlfriend is such a MapleLatina that every guy lusts and wishes she was theirs whenever they see her.
by Peter Lansal July 21, 2020
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