manly tears

What men shed as a quiet, dignified showing of being deeply moved.

Whereas merely bawling your eyes out will open you up to accusations of being emo or a sissy, a manly tear shows you're mature enough to show your emotions without whoring for attention.

When Adama found out Apollo was still alive, he shed some manly tears.

Hillary Clinton won the crowd over with manly tears.

by disumbrationist April 21, 2008

Manky

Nasty, smelly, unwashed or unhygienic. Having a bad smell or off-odor. Excessively dirty or discolored.

After hiking for 5 days without a shower, I feel manky.

by ColonelSaunders October 18, 2012

Manly Aggravated

When a man surpasses horny and becomes pissed off and horny at the same time.

Not being able to get any love due to in-laws spending the weekend at your house leads to being manly aggravated.

by K Killa June 27, 2009

Manny lunch

When you take a work lunch that goes well beyond the usual hour allotment.

"Well guys, the Internet's down so I might as well take a Manny lunch. I'll see you at 3."

by Scotty Ballgame January 28, 2012

mannyington

A sassy bouncy man who enjoys golf.

Mannyington is so bouncy.
I know

by Baeallday April 25, 2015

Dangling Mandy

The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.

Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.

by One Two February 7, 2008

Manly Stanley

When you poke an unsuspecting person in one of their eyes with your erect penis.

"John was watching a movie the other night and I gave him a manly stanley. He was pretty pissed off."

by 4gprizzle February 24, 2009