Bloody Mandarin

When you're fucking a girl like you are trying to remove a peach pit and she squints but it's her time of the month so it's all blood.

Yo dawg I was pounding my bitch and she squirted like a Bloody Mandarin!

by Glizzy Gladiator & The Squanch May 5, 2025

Tony Mandarich

To commit an intoxicated fraud.
To offer tremendous potential only to wither under stress.
"The Incredible Bust."

When one steals from the charity jar at a bar after consuming several beers, he commits a Tony Mandarich.

I would seek out the spotlight only I think I would crumble like a Tony Mandarich under it.

If you wish your stomach was bigger so that you could ingest more steroid-hard liquor cocktails, then you might be a Tony Mandarich.

by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009

mandarie

romananian term for pee used by a faimous person on internet "Nicusor de la Braila"

"Diarie , mandarie " - Shit , pee

by geoak47 January 6, 2012

geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

Jack-Mandering

(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke

(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote

"Did you hear what happened in Miller's class? There was Jack-Mandering afoot in the class vote."

by Aunt Tim February 1, 2022

manderino

A male-male sex act involving anal sex and a tangerine. When two males are fornicating, the "pitcher" pierces a tangerine with his member before penetrating his partners ass hole to provide a zesty citrus maneuver.

Seth gave me a delicious manderino last night, it was SUPER fantabulous!

by Jazzy Geoffery January 31, 2009

Mandaring

to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.

In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.

by Scranter August 21, 2013