by Glittery Goddess June 27, 2004
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Susan: Why is Peter crying?
Elaine: He was just telling us about a girl he took out once in 1987 who didn't like him that much.
Susan: OMG!!! What a fecking manbaby!
Elaine: He was just telling us about a girl he took out once in 1987 who didn't like him that much.
Susan: OMG!!! What a fecking manbaby!
by P.J. Findley July 27, 2011
Get the manbaby mug.When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.
Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.
by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011
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by TK May 19, 2004
Get the manboobs mug.An illness similar to Manflu contracted by only by men. This incapacitating illness can easily be confused with a cold or flu. When a man contracts Manbola only he knows and his loved ones should care for him accordingly.
by Andyrik February 12, 2015
Get the Manbola mug.A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.
Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
by PepsiDude002 December 21, 2008
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Three or more dudes have anal sex in bananna formation.
Three or more dudes with there boners cupping each others asshole.
Three or more dudes have anal sex in bananna formation.
Three or more dudes with there boners cupping each others asshole.
The three wise men were manbacking in the stable.
by the traveling troll October 4, 2010
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