cope, seethe, mald

Cope: (of a person) deal effectively with something difficult.
Seethe: (of a person) be filled with intense but unexpressed anger.
Mald: The meaning of malding in Twitch originates from two separate words 'mad' and 'balding'. Malding in Twitch chat means that you are mad and balding at the same time.

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you're so bad just go cope, seethe, mald, and proceed to cry.

by dwGYISazukdvjbens98 February 7, 2022

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

by rexz April 6, 2021

Morning Mald

The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.

Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.

by Hoioidoi October 16, 2023

So Mald So Bald

Mad because bald

Forsen: "Fucking maldio, so mald so bald man"

by Gachibass November 7, 2019

malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

Maldzheimer

Maldzheimer is an word made during streaming the phenomenal game Jump King.

It is a combination of words mald and Alzheimer, such thing may happen when someone malds so much that he forgets something, especially the thing which caused the procces of malding.

Oh man Vojtěch is falling down again, he is so mald. He alt + F4 the game and suddenly gets back?! He is malding so hard that he got Maldzheimer, he forgot what made him angry and is going to continue playing.

by Filamach December 25, 2019

Maldlet

A portmanteau of malding and brainlet i.e, someone who is both mald or malding and a brainlet.

Talha: wtf my hairline has receded even further back since thursday you've gotta be fucking kidding me man!
John: Don't worry mate, it's not that bad being a maldlet.

by ZEENCARRYLORD January 19, 2020