dirt in your mallows

-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals

-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked

bro, you got dirt in your mallows.

by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011

Barry Manilow

A great singer that many people diss, but those people are fucking communist fasict hippies. See asshole

Asshole: I fucking hate Barry Manilow
Sensible Person: Bitch! (pulls out dual Glocks and shoots asshole in the face)

by Barryfan 117 July 22, 2010

Marlow White

Designer of top-quality US Military officer uniforms, for enlisted personnel, officers, and Generals.

"I could post the URL but then my definition won't be posted."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

mallower

A person who roasts the marshmallow.

Hey, I heard that kid was a terrific mallower. Make me a smore kid.

by KyleJames October 6, 2005

Mallow Cup

When you cut a girls nipple and jizz in her boob.

"Why is Janes's right nipple cut up? Oh, its because Mark gave her a mallow cup. Dude, that's so awesome!"

by Dmoney858 August 24, 2011

Karl MaloWned

ANY person who is a member of the Impala SS community, and takes other members money, and/or goods in exchange for nothing. The Karl, when confronted, may only have the excuses such as "what money" and then may also reply with "I sent that shit out last week fool" all the while blowing smoke up everyones asses, and keeping everyones money.

Not to be confused with the VERY similar, yet slightly different "Frederico-ing"

Hey, sorry to hear you got Karl MaloWned.
That Karl got my money again!
Lets make a thread, and let everyone know how bad we got MaloWned.

by the entire ImpalaSSforum.com member section July 16, 2008

mallow

noun: A useless character from the game Super Mario RPG. Cries to make rain fall from the sky as his attacks, he is renown for being menstrual. The name should be capitalized by modern English rules, but the character doesn't deserve it. synonymous with 'vagina'

Dude, all you do is bitch and moan, stop being such a mallow.

by ~9-3 off February 15, 2010