Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020

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OG mailman

A demon that lerks among discord servers for his next victim-This demon he goes by the name of mailman he’s a so called “menace” he enjoys the misery of others around him.

Og mailman was a menace

by Idkbludidc May 20, 2023

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the mailman

the reason your mom hasn't come home...

Dad I haven't seen mom in a while...

*sniff* Shes gone

Why?

...The mailman

by violenceis_overrated January 6, 2023

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Mailmanned

Constantly fingering things. Even while driving and sorting mail.

Wow. She was so skilled at multitasking. She mailmanned her date on the drive home. So majestic.

by Bexolater3000 March 10, 2018

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mailman

people who have divorced while a mother being pregnant, they achieve a job known as "mailman" because of that part in life and their mission is to only give mails where their child lives, one time eventually the kid will soon get to know that their mailman was their real father.

"your family will die in 5 seconds"

son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies

friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.

son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

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gender-mailman

Gender-mailman is a tumblr user who makes genders for the LGBTQ community either by his own preference or from a request; usually going by the name Adam and being an open person with tons of cool friends because of their cool self!!! (While also being extremely gay for different types of men.)

Gender-mailman: I'm so normal about Ghostface
Friends: (Raises Eyebrow)

by morbid-moebius May 4, 2023

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