Maffew

Small little play boi who wears a red jacket frequently.

Cold Fruit Soup Eater, Canada Enthusiast, Gay Pride My Dude

Person 1; It's Maffew! @>@
Person 2; Why are you like this?
Person 1; MAFFEW

by ateyourmom April 25, 2019

Mafflelox

Scouse guys who chat so much bollox that they lie about everything and anything. This can include lying about women they fucked to the weather!

Hey mate I fucked this hot girl last and came deep inside her while out doors in the park, it was such a hot day not a cloud in the sky...... mate you was on face book saying your at your nans and the weather forecast shows that it’s been pissing down with rain and will do for the rest of the week stop chatting so much mafflelox ffs

by Bizbone81 September 2, 2019

i'maffle

verb. The act of thinking of or actually venturing out to the closest Waffle House after a heavy night of drinking....Also means heavy drinking that may or may not end in a Waffle House awaiting slow waffle service and runaway chases....Not to be confused with imaffling, which is simply heavy drinking or complete fuckedupedness inside the mind due to heavy drinking or drug use.

We will i'maffle after the next round of Jagerbombs! This town is fucking worthless because there is nowhere for me to i'maffle.

by straight outta locash June 2, 2010

Maffing

The act of being in a sexual situation, laughing at something, and then moaning in the middle of the laugh creating a weird and uncomfortable combination of the two.

"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"

by stacys mom 76 June 26, 2015

Maffei

butt munch, loves getting lathered with fat free vinaigrette dressing

I got so maffeied last night, I substituted vinaigrette for ranch though!

by Na.Dime March 25, 2009

maffing

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

by mypseudonymonymonym October 27, 2013

3 6 maffia

a rap group that got an oscar only because because the committee smoked crack all day all night before the ceremony...

listen...i'm black and i luvvv hip hop BUT these guys SUCKS ...the only descent song they have is "side 2 side".

i can't believe the 3 6 maffia got an oscar...one day even paris hilton will get one.

by teknopat May 16, 2007