MADRADHAIR

MADRADHAIR is the widely popular website/community on livejournal that is dedicated to hair. The hairstyles in said community are usually trendy "scene cuts", sported by girls and boys that smoke bitch sticks and wear tight pants.

See also MadradSUCK

-All those kids on MADRADHAIR wear huge sunglasses!

-I can't find any hairstyles on MADRADHAIR that don't completely suck a donkey's ballsack.

-Those MADRADHAIR kids have pretentious hair.

by Hendrika April 29, 2006

real like madrid

being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid

guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now

by chocolate fever September 23, 2011

Real Madrid

A "has been" team..... they can't keep up with barcelona. a team full of dutch, and also known for their idiotic racist & fascist fans.

favorite team of the fascist francisco franco. who used to buy them anything.

also known to be a corrupt team that owns MARCA (spanish media)

person #1) hey, barcelona are faaaaar better than REAL MADrid.
person #2) yeah, franco isnt here to buy them all the tropies he used to.
person #1) hahahahahaha yeah, you're right!
person #2) did you hear? they just siged their 11th dutch player.
person #1) hahaha....
person #1) hey, do you think they will still sign cristiano ronaldo & kaka next summer?
person #2) hahahahahahahaha are you serious? not a chance!!!!!
person #2)hey, lets go watch a REAL team (barcelona). the game just started....

by cataluyaIsaNation January 28, 2009

Real Madrid

A Dutch football club based in Madrid, Spain. Known as being the most successful football club in the world having won the Champions League 9 times, the Spanish League a record 31 times, and the Copa Del Rey 17 times.

Also known for having way too many Dutch players such as Ruud van Nistelrooy, Wesley Sneijder, Arjen Robben, Rafael van der Vaart, Royson Drenthe, and most recently acquiring, Klass-Jan Huntelaar.

Real Madrid is basically the Dutch National team just with better defenders. However, not too much better because the Real Madrid defenders have been rather shitty in recent weeks.

by roflsaurasrex December 17, 2008

Real Madrid

Intimidating and cool-sounding term for telling somebody how bad you are actually gonna kick their ass.

"Yo mothafucka, step back or ima go real madrid on yo ass...bitch!"
"Oh, shit man! not real madrid on my ass"

by Andy Mac July 29, 2006

Real Madrid

A shitty full of money team, in which there are variety of actors who might actually win an oscar sooner than Leo Di Caprio .

-Hey mate,did u know that Ronaldo( i meant the whole fuckin* Real Madrid) fell and "broke his leg" and then scored a goal by penalty?
-HAAAHAHHAA.nothing new man.

by Themalebi4 October 2, 2014

litty madriddy

It's what you see when you're in Spain and you see something cool.

"Hey man, look at that bullfighting"
"Ayy, that's pretty litty madriddy"

by Aditis March 3, 2018