mossy creature

someone who is sneaky, weird, or hides under desks/tables.

Landon is such a mossy creature; today he hid underneath my table!

by Aurora May March 13, 2023

Mossy Log

When a black male sticks his penis into someones anus and gets green poop on it... making it look like a Moss covered log

Mr Jones performed anal sex on his wife last night, he got a mossy log

by xSenor Bivinsx March 8, 2010

mossy sloth

When a girl smears her vag all over your pubes.

I wanted a mossy sloth but she said that costs extra.

by Nunya Biizznneess October 13, 2016

mossy donut

A large female pubic mound surrounding an enormous vagina.

Man I would like to eat that mossy donut.

by The Strevil May 5, 2018

mossy castle

A hairy, fat, smelly meat curtain.

After Tina was fired form the pr0n industry due to her weight problem, you should have seen her mossy castle.

by gigadude January 28, 2008

MOSSY JOHNSON

A blockbuster trade in Fantasy Football with Reggie Bush for Randy Moss and Larry Johnson.

I'd rather get some Bush than a Mossy Johnson anyday.

by Urban Bull January 3, 2009

mossy botch

Another way of saying "messy bitch."

"Did you see Chase at that party last night? He was such a mossy botch."

by AB89 January 4, 2012